Fuck It, Mail It

Who the hell still owns a printer?

Fuck it, mail it.

You’ve got something that has to go out on paper — and no printer. Upload the file; we print, stuff, stamp, and mail a real first-class letter anywhere in the US or Canada.

From $5.00 a letter — color & Canada a little more.

No account · deleted the moment it’s mailed

Upload the doc

PDF, Word, or a photo. That's the whole job.

We print & mail it

We print it, stuff it, and pay the postage.

Track it to the door

We email you a live tracking link.

Simple, per-letter pricing

DestinationB&WColor
United States$5.00$9.00
Canada$8.00$13.00

One flat price per letter. No account, no subscription.

  • Real USPS first-class mail

    Real paper, real envelope, real stamp.

  • Encrypted & deleted once it's mailed

    Your file is gone the moment it ships.

  • Only pay if it mails

    If we can't mail it, you're refunded.

Questions? Fair.

Is this actually real mail?

Yes — real paper in a real envelope, sent USPS first-class with tracking. Not an email, not a fax.

How fast does it arrive?

In the US, about 3–5 business days. To Canada, about 1–2 weeks (international post).

What happens to my document?

It's encrypted in transit and at rest, and deleted the moment it's mailed. Abandoned uploads auto-expire.

Do I need an account?

No. Pay per send — no signup, no login, nothing to remember.

Where can you mail to?

Anywhere in the United States and Canada.

What if something goes wrong?

See our Refunds policy in the footer — if we can't mail it, you don't pay for it.

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